A poem by me that is mine and written by me

I see you saw what I saw you seeing
I see you saw that without feeling
An idiot you are for really believing
That 'gullible' was written upon the ceiling!

HOLY CRAPMUFFINS!

I just found out some SHOCKING NEWS!
One of my best friends has NEVER HEARD THE SONG ROCK LOBSTER!
What a poor, deprived child!
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=BOFilsK4rPw
For any other deprived children who haven't heard it.

New Years Resloutions

So, it's a little late to be blogging about my new years resolutions, 8 days late to be precise, but hey, I figured I should probably write them down in a place I'll remember and won't lose them...
And I don't usually do new years resolutions, but this year I am, so that makes it really awesome.

• Put actual effort into my physical appearance
• Be a bit more sociable (let's not go mad here...)
• Don't stuff up year 11
• For the love of christ, understand music more, play instruments more, get within the stave and mingle with the semiquavers
• Not be so mean to my cousin William
• Read more and more often
• Do better at subjects I'm not great at
• Not be immediately angered and irrationaly hold grudges

And that's about it some of it will be be pretty easy, some of it pretty difficult...the first one I'm not even sure how I'll go about that, so that's gunna be really difficult, but I'll see how it goes.

Compound Expleatives (warning: course language)

Essentially, a Compound Expleative is when you add a word like "beans" or "muffins" or "trumpet" to the end of a profanity to sortof soften it and make it fantasticer.
Examples
buggertrumpet (my personal favourite)
crapmuffuns
shitbeans
assmonkeys (Kris thought of that one, and monkeys make everything funnier.)


Hope this has enlightened you to the realm of Compound Expleatives.

AAA 2008!

So, I tried to do a blog about all the things I'll remember from 2008, but most of them were things that happened in my Acting Academy class, so I figured I'd just blog about that instead.

Sam, Kim, S-Dawg, Kris, Kat, Danni, Chris, Johnny, Pauline, Lisa, Zeke, Bobby-Jean and John, seriously, HOLY BEANS!

TED SEMESTER ONE
Kat the surfer, mindless bloody violence with swords, YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT!, not eating fish, Danni's rise from the grave, IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO-ONE CAN!, it's to distract you while I do this...WAKE UP!, the Tempest.

FILM CHALLENGE
Risa the Dragon, big nametag=more respect, Charlie lives, no he doesn't, biologically he is dead, mafia vs. Texas police, brown-eyed girl, garden gnomes FTW, hmm...I have to go and do something else now..., Barwench hearts the Mysterious Stranger

TED SEMESTER TWO
Epic old ladies, saggy elbows, the AWESOMEST MOVEMENT PIECE EVER, no I don't want to join you band, you young people and your rock and roll music, oh, rock and/or roll, turkish delight, WHO WERE YOU LOOKING AT?, a difference of 30 seconds.

EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN!
What kind of hooker doesn't have a cage?, sexy smelly funny stupid, spacejump awesomeness, every bloody Tim Minchin quote we threw in, Kat's beautifully long CheckOut answers, Sam's Harry Potter game, Alien, Spuckett, "Cool Beans," Object Bang, Sending the Love, every second of every lesson of every Saturday.

This was more than an acting class, this was a part of my life. A huge part, and a part that shall always remain with me.

I wrote a story.

The stimulis was a cat and a dog who somehow stopped a burgulary(sp?). We had to write a story targeted at ten year olds, so I wrote this...


It is never a good thing when your pets are smarter than your parents.
The thing about my dad is he goes a bit mad about savings. I never thought it was a good idea to buy 247 cans of multi-purpose pet food. What my immediate reaction was to wonder what other purpose pet food could possibly serve. I pitched my question at a very reliable source (my granddad) who told me that he was the one who invented a question mark, so that wasn’t very helpful.
But quite possibly the stupidest thing they’ve ever done is the time they captured Reginald the Yeti and locked him in a makeshift basement that was built out of the shed that had to be super-glued to the house and held there by ninjas and pirates who had formed an alliance under an ancient code that that also said that during the winter, ducks had to wear long pants and scarves and speak in a series of unintelligible mumbled syllables.
Unfortunately, mum and dad also kept Gerald the Wolverine and Jimmy the Gryphon in the basement too, so it was really hard to explain to my friends.
Anyways, that particular night, they had left the front, back and side doors open, as well as all the downstairs windows and left the keys to the car on a rotating plinth in the foyer, along with the instructions to open the wall safe. Strange things happen when they take each others’ prescription medication.
So, being an easy target, we were broken into, because nobody could possibly resist any of the aforementioned stupidities.
I heard a lot of crashing that night that somehow my parents slept through. In the morning, after looking through the window at the pool to see a shark teaching the clarinet to Captain Jellylegs Bellamy, I went downstairs to find my dog, Gerard, and my cat, Frankie looking rather smug, surrounded by cans of multi-purpose pet food. In the basement, the thieves, Reginald the Yeti, Gerald the Wolverine and Jimmy the Gryphon were playing Guitar Hero on the newly stolen Xbox. Gerald was winning.
It turned out that the so-called thieves were from the RSPCA and the New Bedlam Mental Health Clinic, who had come to arrest my parents for imprisoning bizarre animals and also to commit them for being completely mental. So me, Captain Jellylegs Bellamy, the Shark and Gerald the Wolverine formed a band and toured the nation’s aquariums for a while before breaking out into the major music scene.

Guess what I did.

I wrote "Gullible" on my ceiling.
That's right.
"Gullible" is actually written on my ceiling.