Television...

So, I caught the tail-end of one of those hideously predictable dating programmes, the part where the guy and the girl had decided to go on the date and they were doing their little siloques to the camera.

He said:
"I'm not entirely sure I've made the right, but only the date will tell."

She said:
"I haven't told him I've got a daughter, and some men are afraid of that kind of commitment."

So yeah, I bet that date went well.