English ass-ignment

Having finished my maths (see, I did do my maths) I now needed something to distract myself from English.
I figured sticking two pens in my mouth and webcamming my amazing hair would suffice.

Maths ass-ignment

Getitgetitgetit? Because I said 'ass.'
Anyway, I have a maths assignment due tomorrow and I don't really want to do the remaining 1/3 I have left, so I've been procrastinating.
Procrastination method #1: Bubbleshooter
Procrastination method #2: Created to-do list.
Procrastination method #3: Organised On-The-Go playlist.
Procrastination method #4: Cleaned the pool (which I would never do under normal circumstances).
Procrastination method #5: Checked emails
Procrastination method #6: Bubbleshooter
Procrastination method #7: Found hairspray and wax, styled hair until it was LUDICROUSLY MASSIVE.
Procrastination method #8: Searched for camera to document the BIGHAIR.
Procrastination method #9: Abandoned search for camera, Dailyboothed BIGHAIR.
Procrastination method #10: Unpacked the dishwasher.
Procrastination method #11: Lunch.
Procrastination method #12: Repacked dishwasher.
Procrastination method #13: This Blog.

Now I swear I'll do my maths assignment...no...seriously...I will...

Izzie's back.

Guess who's back.
Back again.
Izzie's back.
Tell a friend.
etc. etc. etc.
Anyways, I've been in EUROPE.
To be honest, I can't be stuffed to blog about it, knowing I'll vlog about it at some point.

In other news, I've written a song that I don't hate! This doesn't happen often, and usually when it does, I try to play it on guitar at which point I lose all faith in humanity. I haven't tried playing it yet because I've had no time, but I'll give it a stab and see how it goes. It's called "Nerdlike" because "Nerdfighterlike" wouldn't fit in the number of syllables I had. Also, it would make slightly more sense to people who aren't nerdfighters.

I'm also very tired right now, and feeling slightly odd. Maybe I'll go to bed. Nighty night.

London

It took me three tries to type that title.
I officially love it in London. It's always overcast (except for right now for some reason) and their monuments make Australia's look rather craptacular. And their eye kicks our ferris wheel wherever ferris wheels are traditionally kicked.

Sweet Jumping Jesus

It's 6:10 AM, I've just spent 8 hours on a plane watching How I Met Your Mother and trying to sleep, and now I've got 15 minutes of free internet at Singapore airport.
This rocks so hard.

the brain...it TWITCHES!

Just a quick update. Well, actually that was a lie. I have no idea how long this update is going to be, but get your read on anyway. LET ME FEEL THE LOVE!
It has now come to my attention that everything up until this sentence has sounded rather like the way Ziggy speaks. Which does kind of go in favour of Max's Izzie-and-Ziggy-Are-Actually-The-Same-Person theory.
But anyway. Since exam block I've just been a STRESS BUCKET! And I don't know why. YAY! It might have something to do with the fact that even though I have extentions for 3 assignments, I still have less time to do them than everybody else, but more on that later...But since Saturday when I was dragged to Gencon (Gaming convention...I'm not a gamer, but I had fun...no, I'm serious) I've managed to unwind and relax, just a little. Well, more than a little, the point where I actually laughed so hard I cried...in public...that was awkward.
Right! From this point on, there will be no more points of elipsis! (Point of elipsis = ...) (Except for that one, because it was an example).
Anyway, as far as the Ninjas vs. Pirates debate, I'm embarrassingly neutral. I've shifted from Ninjas to neutral, and now I really feel I should sway one way or the other.
See, ninjas can scale walls, but pirates have rum.
And ninjas have mad skillz with a sword, but pirates have rum.
And ninjas can sit still for about ten days longer than me, but pirates have rum.
Okay, so the rum is not the only reason for the neutrality, but it creates a sense of poetry. Wow, I totally just disclaimer'd my own reasoning.
And even though Saturday was International Talk Like a Pirate day, I didn't do as much talking like a pirate as I normally would have. Although, I did say "MIND CRUSH!" to the dude cosplaying as Yugi.
Anyway, the reason I needed extentions on various assignments is that in about 11 hours, I will be on a plane to EUROPE! I love my school right now. The Performing Arts Europe Tour is three weeks, going from London to Paris to Bonn to Saltzburg to Florence to Rome. I'm actually currently sitting amongst the stuff I have yet to ram into my suitcase and blindly hope that it's under 20 kilograms.
Well, did you enjoy my "quick update"? Of course you did! Toodles, I'll be back in three weeks...jetlagged off my face, but back!

The Graph of Awesome

So, I made that video ages ago, but here's the graph.
I put a lot of effort into this graph.
And I added the equations, because I'm a nerd.