Queen Izzie of the Land of Fail

I just epic failed, more than I've ever epic failed before.
So, my mum said that if I'm at home and she's out, I should text her if we run out of something, therefore she can pick it up.
I sent two of these such texts in the past two days.
Yesterday, it was about mayonnaise, but my grandma had also noticed that we were out of mayonnaise, and even though I said that mum would be getting it, as I'd sent her a text, she still went out and got some, and this is how we ended up with two jars of really good mayonnaise.
Today, I noticed that the milk was about to run out, and since I had no idea where my mum was (after looking around the kitchen, then the living room, then giving up my search), I assumed she was out, and sent her a text that simply said "Milk!"
It was all going well until about two minutes ago, (like, two hours after I sent the text), when my mum called, seems she didn't understand why I'd sent a text that said "Milk!" and needed clarification, so I said, "We're nearly out of milk," at this point, she hung up, opened the door and said "I know, I was in the study when I got the text."

FAIL!

A good day...

I spent all day sitting on the couch, playing guitar, reading comics, eating and playing nintendo.
What a good day I've had.
I'm watching Pirates of the Caribbean right now. I rather enjoy putting links into blogs, I've only just discovered how.

grrrr....

I just can't get my glasses clean.
They're such filthy whores.

tee hee, I'm so silly.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Izzie needs to be with someone.

well, it's better than one at the top of the page, "Izzie needs sex"

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Izzie looks like she just got in from an all-night orgy of some sort.

I promise there are no more sex ones, but there are alot of Greys Anatomy ones.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Izzie says to Cristina its not my fault hahn chose me.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Izzie wants a home and a lap.

this Izzie was a cat.

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Izzie does it!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Izzie hates her long johns.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Izzie asks Alex if she was the problem the night before and suggest they make love right then and there.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Izzie likes to dance.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Izzie eats a special christmas cookie.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Izzie wears her heart on her sleeve.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Izzie has been arrested for the forth time in only three months (although she insists that two of the arrests don't count).

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
Izzie loves her new shirt.

I drawed a comic =]

wow...

So my dad's been taking cooking classes, and today I found out they're at this place called "Black Pearl" and so my immediate reaction was this:
Holy crap, is he a PIRATE!?!?!

a nugget of failure

So, I was looking up a movie on IMDb, when I came across this advertisement.

My immediate reaction was "WTFAIL?"

This is a weirdly stalkery advertisement. Not just regularly stalkery, WEIRDLY stalkery.

It's made me slightly scared, of exactly what, I'm not sure, but whatever it is, it's pretty freakin' scary...